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If it's brown, stay down. If it's black, attack.

 If it's brown, stay down. If it's black, attack.  Actual Advice Mallard

hasn't been to england for 7 years goes during the coldest winter

hasn't been to
england for 7 years goes during the coldest winter  Actual Advice Mallard

WANT TOGE GET LAID BY YOUR WIFE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING LAID

WANT TOGE GET LAID BY YOUR WIFE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING LAID  Actual Advice Mallard

WANT TO GET LAID BY YOUR WIFE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING LAID

WANT TO GET LAID BY YOUR WIFE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING LAID  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are about to cheat on your significant other break up

If you are about to cheat on your significant other break up  Actual Advice Mallard

Do Everything fun you'll ever want to do Do NOT have Kids!

Do Everything fun you'll ever want to do Do NOT have Kids!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have $45,000 worth of weed and cocaine in your trunk Don't speed

If you have $45,000 worth of weed and cocaine in your trunk Don't speed  Actual Advice Mallard

trust me never trust Actual Advice Mallard

trust me  never trust Actual Advice Mallard  Actual Advice Mallard

gas prices still rising be smart and ride a bike every where you go

gas prices still rising be smart and ride a bike every where you go  Actual Advice Mallard

Avoid masturbating with any kind of soap as it will cause unbearably painful urination

Avoid masturbating with any kind of soap as it will cause unbearably painful urination  Actual Advice Mallard
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