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masturbate

 masturbate  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend tells you she is a manipulative bitch Believe her

If your girlfriend tells you she is a manipulative bitch Believe her  Actual Advice Mallard

Be Happy because people will generally like you more, and nobody gives a goddamn if you arent.

Be Happy because people will generally like you more, and nobody gives a goddamn if you arent.  Actual Advice Mallard

I have a hufflepuff In my y griega

I have a hufflepuff In my y griega  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have any solid advice to give don't use this meme

If you don't have any solid advice to give don't use this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Run java update first time it pops up That way it won't bother you again

Run java update first time it pops up That way it won't bother you again  Actual Advice Mallard

Never comment on a woman's pregnancy Whether she's pregnant or not, she'll be pissed at you for thinking she's fat

Never comment on a woman's pregnancy Whether she's pregnant or not, she'll be pissed at you for thinking she's fat  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl wants to "take it slow" It means she doesn't want to have sex with you at all

If a girl wants to

If you have to shit in the woods pee standing up first.

If you have to shit in the woods pee standing up first.  Actual Advice Mallard

WAnt to lose weight? fucking EAT LESS

WAnt to lose weight? fucking EAT LESS  Actual Advice Mallard
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