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Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other women.

Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other women. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a man insists you don't wear a condom during sex Dump him, he doesn't care about your health or his own

If a man insists you don't wear a condom during sex Dump him, he doesn't care about your health or his own Actual Advice Mallard
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If you live in a dorm you should really flush the damn toilet

If you live in a dorm you should really flush the damn toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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If a cop sees you speeding, smile and wave he'll think you know him or you are acknowledging the fact that you were speeding and will slow down

If a cop sees you speeding, smile and wave he'll think you know him or you are acknowledging the fact that you were speeding and will slow down Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want people to think you're an asshole Don't act like one

If you don't want people to think you're an asshole Don't act like one Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a hard copy of a video game write the cd key on the cd so that as long as you have the cd you can play the game

If you have a hard copy of a video game write the cd key on the cd so that as long as you have the cd you can play the game Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are over 50 with a heavy smoking history You should consider Low Dose CT screening. It could save your life.

If you are over 50 with a heavy smoking history You should consider Low Dose CT screening. It could save your life. Actual Advice Mallard
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If You're taking marriage advice from a Duck You should probably kill yourself

If You're taking marriage advice from a Duck You should probably kill yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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When the police pull over everyone who drives on the sidewalk That isn't "profiling".

When the police pull over everyone who drives on the sidewalk That isn't
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I don't give A duck about any of you xD

I don't give A duck about any of you xD Actual Advice Mallard
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