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I take quack DEAL WITH IT

I take quack DEAL WITH IT  Actual Advice Mallard

Girl, You make my duck so hard XD

Girl, You make my duck so hard XD  Actual Advice Mallard

When writing a long paper use Arial font Your professors won't mind and it adds significantly more lenght then Times New Roman

When writing a long paper use Arial font Your professors won't mind and it adds significantly more lenght then Times New Roman  Actual Advice Mallard

Meme is just a made-up word overused by trite self-important internet douchebags Sound a lot smarter and use cliche

Meme is just a made-up word overused by trite self-important internet douchebags Sound a lot smarter and use cliche  Actual Advice Mallard

Ride with gear it's better walking away from a accident than getting taken out on a stretcher.

Ride with gear it's better walking away from a accident than getting taken out on a stretcher.  Actual Advice Mallard

Watch out for slippy floors in clubs You could fall over during a fight consequentially leading to you being kicked in on the floor as the fight continues.

Watch out for slippy floors in clubs You could fall over during a fight consequentially leading to you being kicked in on the floor as the fight continues.   Actual Advice Mallard

To avoid any problems ringing up sales just look over what you gave the customer before you finalize the sale

To avoid any problems ringing up sales just look over what you gave the customer before you finalize the sale  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want your server to call you tip at least 15%

If you want your server to call you tip at least 15%  Actual Advice Mallard

thinking of masturbating with a banana? freeze it first

thinking of masturbating with a banana? freeze it first  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep The Toothpick in your sandwich because it will Actually hold everything together

Keep The Toothpick in your sandwich because it will Actually hold everything together  Actual Advice Mallard
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