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If you act obnoxious when you're around girls and your friends you are going to be called a dick

If you act obnoxious when you're around girls and your friends you are going to be called a dick Actual Advice Mallard
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When driving and tempted to give another driver the middle finger give them a sarcastic thumbs up instead. It's less hostile and provocative while still getting your point across.

When driving and tempted to give another driver the middle finger give them a sarcastic thumbs up instead. It's less hostile and provocative while still getting your point across. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl asks you to get something out of her purse Bring the whole purse, that bitch is a labyrinth inside

If a girl asks you to get something out of her purse Bring the whole purse, that bitch is a labyrinth inside Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to get married It is good if she likes sex

If you are going to get married It is good if she likes sex Actual Advice Mallard
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You have 365 days until mothers day. Be prepared.

You have 365 days until mothers day. Be prepared. Actual Advice Mallard
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Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack Actual Advice Mallard
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Sober Thoughts Are drunk words

Sober Thoughts Are drunk words Actual Advice Mallard
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Staples Loves Me? That's Quack!

Staples Loves Me? That's Quack! Actual Advice Mallard
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My Bill Is actually a dog

My Bill Is actually a dog Actual Advice Mallard
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If you work or live on 2nd floor of building. Please use stairs, but not the elevator, you'll save other people time and also loose some calories.

If you work or live on 2nd floor of building. Please use stairs, but not the elevator, you'll save other people time and also loose some calories. Actual Advice Mallard
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