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"where area all the good men?" they're all busy chatting up the few good women
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If you're with your new boyfriend don't talk to the guy you used to sleep with on the phone for hours

If you're with your new boyfriend don't talk to the guy you used to sleep with on the phone for hours Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to avoid reddit creeps from finding out your identity, dont use a /u/ that use anywhere else and do not post photos that you post on other social media.

If you want to avoid reddit creeps from finding out your identity, dont use a /u/ that use anywhere else and do not post photos that you post on other social media. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're finished using something that you had a hard time finding, put it back in the first place you looked for it. Next time you try to find it, it will be in the first place you look.

When you're finished using something that you had a hard time finding, put it back in the first place you looked for it. Next time you try to find it, it will be in the first place you look. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trust everything i say Use common sense!

Don't trust everything i say Use common sense! Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone you know is a widower with five kids and is lonely Do not EVER say "there's someone else out there for you."

If someone you know is a widower with five kids and is lonely Do not EVER say
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before putting a couch in front of an outlet run a power strip from the outlet, then hide it under or beside the couch so you can easily reach it later

before putting a couch in front of an outlet run a power strip from the outlet, then hide it under or beside the couch so you can easily reach it later Actual Advice Mallard
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HR DEPARTMENTS EXIST TO PROTECT YOUR COMPANY FROM getting sued usually your complaints are directly routed to your boss

HR DEPARTMENTS EXIST TO PROTECT YOUR COMPANY FROM getting sued usually your complaints are directly routed to your boss Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her Actual Advice Mallard
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