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Unsubscribe from subreddits that are a waste of time Only subscribe to the ones actually worth your time

Unsubscribe from subreddits that are a waste of time Only subscribe to the ones actually worth your time Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, never fake an orgasm. He will assume he's getting the job done and the sex won't get any better.

Ladies, never fake an orgasm. He will assume he's getting the job done and the sex won't get any better. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want a baby Wrap it no matter what.

If you don't want a baby Wrap it no matter what. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always use protection!

Always use protection! Actual Advice Mallard
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if you see a lady friend and she looks "different" or "tired," she probably isn't wearing makeup compliment her

if you see a lady friend and she looks
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If a movie is slow but worth it don't tell people before they see it

If a movie is slow but worth it don't tell people before they see it Actual Advice Mallard
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If your business has paper job applications Put the name of your business on it

If your business has paper job applications Put the name of your business on it Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of saying: "Half a dozen" Say: "six"

Instead of saying:
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If you're a girl and you mislead and lie to guys just to get attention Then you're a horrible person no matter how "nice" you think you are

If you're a girl and you mislead and lie to guys just to get attention Then you're a horrible person no matter how
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If you are starting to get to know someone Don't bring up political or religous views.

If you are starting to get to know someone Don't bring up political or religous views. Actual Advice Mallard
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