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cover your food when using the microwave there will be less splatters for you to clean up

cover your food when using the microwave there will be less splatters for you to clean up Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are a criminal don't talk about it on reddit... fucking idiot

If you are a criminal don't talk about it on reddit... fucking idiot Actual Advice Mallard
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always ignore that evil red duck brother of mine

always ignore that evil red duck brother of mine Actual Advice Mallard
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don't tell men about your problem, hoping they'll get the hint and fix it. we don't like manipulation. Just come out and ask if you want something done.

don't tell men about your problem, hoping they'll get the hint and fix it. we don't like manipulation. Just come out and ask if you want something done. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you have children Doesn't mean you're a good mother.

Just because you have children Doesn't mean you're a good mother. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't tax your colonists Without representing them

Don't tax your colonists Without representing them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're taking a dump, got one piece of toilet paper left, and your nose is running Wipe your nose first

If you're taking a dump, got one piece of toilet paper left, and your nose is running Wipe your nose first Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone wants to debate about my life first ask them to define my life

If someone wants to debate about my life first ask them to define my life Actual Advice Mallard
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When your wife or girlfriend mentions something she doesn't like Write it down. Solving that problem makes a perfect gift.

When your wife or girlfriend mentions something she doesn't like Write it down. Solving that problem makes a perfect gift. Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to everyone and hold on to your friends you never know when you will need them

Be nice to everyone and hold on to your friends you never know when you will need them Actual Advice Mallard
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