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if you order a pizza with a credit card tip the delivery driver cash so they won't have to pay taxes on it

if you order a pizza with a credit card tip the delivery driver cash so they won't have to pay taxes on it Actual Advice Mallard
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Having trouble with your wii sensor? Try using two candles instead, it works just as well as a normal sensor and you don't need to hook it up to your wii.

Having trouble with your wii sensor? Try using two candles instead, it works just as well as a normal sensor and you don't need to hook it up to your wii. Actual Advice Mallard
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Feel sleepy in the morning? Do not drink coffee at night

Feel sleepy in the morning? Do not drink coffee at night Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hit the function key twice on your Mac laptop it lets you speak the text in, like Siri, instead of typing it

If you hit the function key twice on your Mac laptop it lets you speak the text in, like Siri, instead of typing it Actual Advice Mallard
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Aborted sneeze? trigger it with cottonbud inside one of your nosehole

Aborted sneeze? trigger it with cottonbud inside one of your nosehole Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't marry a frey girl just don't

Don't marry a frey girl just don't Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put your hand under the lawnmower It will hurt

Don't put your hand under the lawnmower It will hurt Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't die in front of me, I might rape your corpse.

Don't die in front of me, I might rape your corpse. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you try to get on vote page use the popular memes or the ones nobody has used then you'll have original ideas

if you try to get on vote page use the popular memes or the ones nobody has used then you'll have original ideas Actual Advice Mallard
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When going to college, major in what will generate an income Minor in what you love

When going to college, major in what will generate an income Minor in what you love Actual Advice Mallard
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