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If you want a quick answer on wikipedia Go to languages AND click "simple english"

If you want a quick answer on wikipedia Go to languages AND click
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Never start a conversation with, "I don't want to sound racist, but..." No matter what, you still will end up sounding racist.

Never start a conversation with,
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If you need to get rid of a boner Rub the bottom of your forearm quickly, your body will send more blood to your arm and less to your penis therefore making it shrink

If you need to get rid of a boner Rub the bottom of your forearm quickly, your body will send more blood to your arm and less to your penis therefore making it shrink Actual Advice Mallard
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Having a high rated meme makes you popular.. ..no it doesn't, get the fuck off the computer.. i'm a fucking duck!!

Having a high rated meme makes you popular.. ..no it doesn't, get the fuck off the computer.. i'm a fucking duck!! Actual Advice Mallard
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don't flush your dead fish, the sewage plant will filter and send him to a landfill take him to a river or lake and give him a burial at sea

don't flush your dead fish, the sewage plant will filter and send him to a landfill take him to a river or lake and give him a burial at sea Actual Advice Mallard
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Making babies wear headscarves wont help try looking at women

Making babies wear headscarves wont help try looking at women Actual Advice Mallard
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Cant think of a name for this meme? try actual advice mallard

Cant think of a name for this meme? try actual advice mallard Actual Advice Mallard
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The superbowl is over get back to reality birds will always win

The superbowl is over get back to reality birds will always win Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to go to class? pretend you gave your blood and fainted

Don't want to go to class? pretend you gave your blood and fainted Actual Advice Mallard
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use bar soap at home if you go to jail, you won't drop it as easily

use bar soap at home if you go to jail, you won't drop it as easily Actual Advice Mallard
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