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Want to see your friend naked? Look through her phone, she probably has some "special" pictures

Want to see your friend naked? Look through her phone, she probably has some

When using a freshy cleaned port-o-potty put toilet paper in the water to avoid any splashing

When using a freshy cleaned port-o-potty put toilet paper in the water to avoid any splashing  Actual Advice Mallard

I'm a duck on a lake. With Chap Stick

I'm a duck on a lake. With Chap Stick  Actual Advice Mallard

Music volume on phone not loud enough? place it inside of a metal bowl to amplify the sound

Music volume on phone not loud enough? place it inside of a metal bowl to amplify the sound   Actual Advice Mallard

At the end of your shower, turn the water from warm to cold for a minute You'll come out feeling more refreshed and awake

At the end of your shower, turn the water from warm to cold for a minute You'll come out feeling more refreshed and awake  Actual Advice Mallard

To avoid splash back place a square of toilet paper in the toilet before you sit down

To avoid splash back place a square of toilet paper in the toilet before you sit down  Actual Advice Mallard

GET OFF REDDIT DO YOUR READING

GET OFF REDDIT DO YOUR READING  Actual Advice Mallard

If her pictures look too good to be true open google image search in another window, and drag and drop her pic in the search bar to see what comes up

If her pictures look too good to be true open google image search in another window, and drag and drop her pic in the search bar to see what comes up  Actual Advice Mallard

Ctrl + ' Excel: Copy above value

Ctrl + ' Excel: Copy above value  Actual Advice Mallard

Pulled over by a cop? Put your hands on the steering wheel when the cop walks over so they'll be relieved to know you don't have a gun.

Pulled over by a cop? Put your hands on the steering wheel when the cop walks over so they'll be relieved to know you don't have a gun.  Actual Advice Mallard
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