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you needer to smother a grease fire when cooking pouring water on it only makes it worse

you needer to smother a grease fire when cooking pouring water on it only makes it worse Actual Advice Mallard
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USE GOOGLE CHROME AND INSTALL ADBLOCK THEN LISTEN TO PANDORA WITHOUT COMMERCIALS

USE GOOGLE CHROME AND INSTALL ADBLOCK THEN LISTEN TO PANDORA WITHOUT COMMERCIALS Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble sleeping masturbate before bedtime

If you have trouble sleeping masturbate before bedtime Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to make a presentation make it amazing like mine

if you want to make a presentation make it amazing like mine Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're near a pool and someone asks to borrow your phone They're about to throw you in.

If you're near a pool and someone asks to borrow your phone They're about to throw you in. Actual Advice Mallard
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never let someone borrow your cell phone when near a pool they will probably end up pushing you in

never let someone borrow your cell phone when near a pool they will probably end up pushing you in Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone asks to borrow your phone while you're next to a pool keep your head on a swivel

If someone asks to borrow your phone while you're next to a pool keep your head on a swivel Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a good weekend, a safe weekend, and a healthy weekend. Stay away from those things that are detrimental to your soul and body. Be good to yourself and make good choices.

Have a good weekend, a safe weekend, and a healthy weekend. Stay away from those things that are detrimental to your soul and body. Be good to yourself and make good choices. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit

if you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit Actual Advice Mallard
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