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Some people don't realise how manyy calories they drink Try substituting soda for water and see the results in a few weeks

Some people don't realise how manyy calories they drink Try substituting soda for water and see the results in a few weeks  Actual Advice Mallard

don't talk about religion

don't talk about 
religion   Actual Advice Mallard

Always help your friends You might need help one day

Always help your friends You might need help one day  Actual Advice Mallard

Black people are going to be offended by black jokes and claiming that your best friend is black makes no difference

Black people are going to be offended by black jokes and claiming that your best friend is black makes no difference  Actual Advice Mallard

Never buy beer in clear or green bottles. They allow in too much light and react with hop oils to skunk the beer.

Never buy beer in clear or green bottles. They allow in too much light and react with hop oils to skunk the beer.  Actual Advice Mallard

AND YOU SAID..... I EATED IT. YOU NOW... FACE THE WRATH OF DUCK FACE! WERE MAH COOKEH BE?

AND YOU SAID..... I EATED IT. YOU NOW... FACE THE WRATH OF DUCK FACE!  WERE MAH COOKEH BE?   Actual Advice Mallard

if you're stressed before a presentation or exam have a glass of wine, not a cup of coffee

if you're stressed before a presentation or exam have a glass of wine, not a cup of coffee  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop Complaining About the friendzone pEOPLE AREN'T OBLIGATED TO MAKE you their significant OTHER JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE TO THEM

Stop Complaining About the friendzone pEOPLE AREN'T OBLIGATED TO MAKE you their significant OTHER JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE TO THEM  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't see through privacy glass? Use packing tape to create a clear peep hole

Can't see through privacy glass? Use packing tape to create a clear peep hole  Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks go quack? No! Ducks go crack!

Ducks go quack? No! Ducks go crack!  Actual Advice Mallard
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