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DRINK YOUR MORNING COFFEE BEFORE YOU SHOWER YOU'LL HAVE TO POOP, AND NOBODY LIKES POOPING AFTER A SHOWER

DRINK YOUR MORNING COFFEE BEFORE YOU SHOWER YOU'LL HAVE TO POOP, AND NOBODY LIKES POOPING AFTER A SHOWER  Actual Advice Mallard

Need sources for a paper and cant use Wikipedia? Scroll to the bottom and use Wikipedia's sources.

Need sources for a paper and cant use Wikipedia? Scroll to the bottom and use Wikipedia's sources.   Actual Advice Mallard

Before buying a bands merchandise Make sure you're going to like their music in 6 months

Before buying a bands merchandise Make sure you're going to like their music in 6 months  Actual Advice Mallard

CAn't downvote New Zanada? Download r.e.s and hit z

CAn't downvote New Zanada? Download r.e.s and hit z  Actual Advice Mallard

don't have sex with a worthless guy and then be mad when we won't support the children he makes with you

don't have sex with a worthless guy and then be mad when we won't support the children he makes with you  Actual Advice Mallard

Number one rule men wish women knew: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it plainly and clearly.

Number one rule men wish women knew: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it plainly and clearly.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never attribute to Malice what can be explained by stupidity

Never attribute to Malice what can be explained by stupidity  Actual Advice Mallard

Duck You

Duck You  Actual Advice Mallard

What the duck did you do?

What the duck did you do?  Actual Advice Mallard

Did you Take any quack yet today? XD

Did you Take any quack yet today? XD  Actual Advice Mallard
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