Actual Advice Mallard

Live with a girl Before you marry her

Live with a girl Before you marry her  Actual Advice Mallard

when tempted to fight fire with fire remember firefighters tend to use water

when tempted to fight fire with fire remember firefighters tend to use water  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to talk to your wife as another person You are in a bad relationship

If you have to talk to your wife as another person You are in a bad relationship   Actual Advice Mallard

if you have a quiet/nice boyfriend that tries to finger you it's because he doesn't want to rush you to sex

 if you have a quiet/nice boyfriend that tries to finger you it's because he doesn't want to rush you to sex  Actual Advice Mallard

if she cheats on you Don't be surprised when she moves on before you

if she cheats on you Don't be surprised when she moves on before you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you know a soldier Call them often. They are fighting more battles than you realize

If you know a soldier Call them often. They are fighting more battles than you realize  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're old enough to drink Don't date people who aren't

If you're old enough to drink Don't date people who aren't  Actual Advice Mallard

quack i'm tired of saying that Other guy: what do you say?

quack i'm tired of saying that  Other guy: what do you say?   Actual Advice Mallard

When you want somebody to watch your stuff Ask a fat person, you can actually catch them.

When you want somebody to watch your stuff Ask a fat person, you can actually catch them.  Actual Advice Mallard

keep cookies and brownies in the freezer You won't snack on them as often

keep cookies and brownies in the freezer You won't snack on them as often  Actual Advice Mallard
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