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If you share a controversial political stance Women understand women and they hate each other

If you share a controversial political stance  Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

I am just kidding i'm a human ha ha a duck

I am just kidding i'm a human ha ha a duck  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to play a game on your phone with no ads? Turn on airplane mode

Want to play a game on your phone with no ads? Turn on airplane mode
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If you tell an over-emotional friend about your relationship problems They're going to give you over-emotional advice

If you tell an over-emotional friend about your relationship problems They're going to give 
you over-emotional advice  Actual Advice Mallard

Carry at least two Leathermans rather than one Two is one, and one is none - things can always fail, even well-made things

Carry at least two Leathermans rather than one Two is one, and one is none - things can always fail, even well-made things  Actual Advice Mallard

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Quack Quack

Quack Quack  Actual Advice Mallard

if you forget to use sudo on your command use "sudo !!" to rerun the previous command with sudo

if you forget to use sudo on your command use

If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't just fucking say so

If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't just fucking say so  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to talk to pedos Pedos are pedos and will rape you

Don't try to talk to pedos Pedos are pedos and will rape you  Actual Advice Mallard
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