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Don't call your girlfriend right after you lost an online game. you will surely fight

Don't call your girlfriend right after you lost an online game. you will surely fight  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to a get a good job but don't have perfect grades? Compile a portfolio of works that show you know what you're doing.

Trying to a get a good job but don't have perfect grades? Compile a portfolio of works that show you know what you're doing.  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure there is enough toilet paper Before you start to poop

Make sure there is enough toilet paper Before you start to poop  Actual Advice Mallard

If a classmate is writing with a red pen Steal it

If a classmate is writing with a red pen Steal it  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having marriage problems Having a baby is not the solution

If you're having marriage problems Having a baby is not the solution  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want fewer cavities don't rinse with water after brushing your teeth

If you want fewer cavities don't rinse with water after brushing your teeth  Actual Advice Mallard

Casual misogyny isn't very cool and women don't like it

Casual misogyny isn't very cool and women don't like it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're leaving your house on vacation for more than a week do something crazy like taking off your shirt and swinging it like a helicopter after you lock the doors and shut the garage, that way you won't be worried later if you missed something before

If you're leaving your house on vacation for more than a week do something crazy like taking off your shirt and swinging it like a helicopter after you lock the doors and shut the garage, that way you won't be worried later if you missed something before   Actual Advice Mallard

If it seems too good to be true It's too good to be true

If it seems too good to be true It's too good to be true  Actual Advice Mallard
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