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FUCK Women understand women and they hate each other

FUCK Women understand women and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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To avoid the friend zone, always go for the kiss on a first date "Friends" dont kiss

To avoid the friend zone, always go for the kiss on a first date
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If you want to save money Keep all the $1 bills and change you get back from larger bills

If you want to save money Keep all the $1 bills and change you get back from larger bills Actual Advice Mallard
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HUNGRY? BRUSH YOUR TEETH

HUNGRY? BRUSH YOUR TEETH Actual Advice Mallard
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When in-laws come Say "no"

When in-laws come Say
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If your girlfriend asks who you'd be with if not with her don't answer, just say you couldn't live without her

If your girlfriend asks who you'd be with if not with her don't answer, just say you couldn't live without her Actual Advice Mallard
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Join the Gym closest to the police station, that's where the cops go to workout. Be friendly to all of the officers even if they intimidate you. It's good to have cop friends. You'll never get a ticket from an officer who recognizes you from the gym as a

Join the Gym closest to the police station, that's where the cops go to workout. Be friendly to all of the officers even if they intimidate you. It's good to have cop friends. You'll never get a ticket from an officer who recognizes you from the gym as a Actual Advice Mallard
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"We need to talk..." Run.
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always have mike and cereal on the counter before pour the cereal JUST IN CASE YOU'RE OUT OF MIKE.

always have mike and cereal on the counter before pour the cereal JUST IN CASE YOU'RE OUT OF MIKE. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your flirt just answers with an "OKAY" you have done something wrong, and you have to make it good again

When your flirt just answers with an
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