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YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF, YOU CAN ALWAYS PLEASE YOURSELF. UNLESS YOU ARE A WOMAN.

YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF, YOU CAN ALWAYS PLEASE YOURSELF. UNLESS YOU ARE A WOMAN.  Actual Advice Mallard

Buying expensive gifts won't help you get out of the friendzone. if it does she is no good for you anyway.

Buying expensive gifts won't help you get out of the friendzone. if it does she is no good for you anyway.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make a successful meme Use the correct font

If you want to make a successful meme Use the correct font  Actual Advice Mallard

cleaning a crusty microwave? microwave a bowl of water in it for 5 minutes

cleaning a crusty microwave? microwave a bowl of water in it for 5 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Avoid rape Stay away from any area above 20% black people

Avoid rape Stay away from any area above 20% black people  Actual Advice Mallard

Coast through life say you are an illegal immigrant

Coast through life say you are an illegal immigrant  Actual Advice Mallard

Send Mail for free Put the return address of the person you want to send, don't put postage on it

Send Mail for free Put the return address of the person you want to send, don't put postage on it  Actual Advice Mallard

When looking for a job keep a current copy of your resume in a message on your online email so you always have it handy.

When looking for a job keep a current copy of your resume in a message on your online email so you always have it handy.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get gum in your hair pass ice and than remove it will freeze the gum and you'll be able to remove it

if you get gum in your hair pass ice and than remove it will freeze the gum and you'll be able to remove it  Actual Advice Mallard
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