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if you want to learn more things look at all of the actual advice mallord memes  Actual Advice Mallard

Always be nice to the cashier Rude customers make them want to quit, and less cashiers equals longer lines

Always be nice to the cashier Rude customers make them want to quit, and less cashiers equals longer lines  Actual Advice Mallard

Easy way to narrow down the owner of a lost wallet... If theres a condom in it, then your looking for a guy.

Easy way to narrow down the owner of a  lost wallet... If theres a condom in it, then your looking for a  guy.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your roommate describes himself as a "heavy sleeper" He means he can't hear himself snore at 3 AM every night

If your roommate describes himself as a

IF YOU TAKE ADDERALL TO STUDY FOR FINALS DON'T

IF YOU TAKE ADDERALL TO STUDY FOR FINALS DON'T  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to squint? read this!

Want to squint? read this!  Actual Advice Mallard

keep an stockpile of various meds in your house having anti-diarrheal on hand will pay for itself someday

keep an stockpile of various meds in your house  having anti-diarrheal on hand will pay for itself someday  Actual Advice Mallard

get chipotle salsa on the side they'll only charge you for chips and you save money on salsa

get chipotle salsa on the side they'll only charge you for chips and you save money on salsa  Actual Advice Mallard

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, Look carefully, It might be a goose.

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck,  Look carefully, It might be a goose.  Actual Advice Mallard

always open bathroom doors very slowly Sometimes they forget to lock the door and don't hear you knock

always open bathroom doors very slowly Sometimes they forget to lock the door and don't hear you knock  Actual Advice Mallard
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