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if you fix a mistake from before, when you're typing, and your letters start "eating" each other Press the Insert key

if you fix a mistake from before, when you're typing, and your letters  start

It doesn't matter how intelligent you are If you don't do something with it you're an.idiot like everyone else

It doesn't matter how intelligent you are If you don't do something with it you're an.idiot like everyone else  Actual Advice Mallard

if you have to wrestle a girl let her win

if you have to wrestle a girl let her win  Actual Advice Mallard

LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS OVERTIME MAY NOT ALWAYS BE THERE

LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS OVERTIME MAY NOT ALWAYS BE THERE  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a single, heterosexual male with an attractive, single female friend, She probably would be banging you already if she was interested.

If you're a single, heterosexual male with an attractive, single female friend, She probably would be banging you already if she was interested.  Actual Advice Mallard

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if youre going on a diet have a set cheat day you will stick to your diet better and have something to look forward too Caption 3 goes here  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to make "toilet sounds" when with your GF/BF take 5-10 sheets of TP paper, fold them and put them above the water.

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If you want people to say thank you for opening a door move to canada

If you want people to say thank you for opening a door move to canada  Actual Advice Mallard

When doing laundry spin the clothes twice It will save you time when drying them as well as money on electric bills.

When doing laundry spin the clothes twice It will save you time when drying them as well as money on electric bills.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Both girls and boys have dicks boys have it inside their pants and girls call it  boyfriend Caption 3 goes here  Actual Advice Mallard
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