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If you wanna join fragnatic Whisper mayaro!

If you wanna join fragnatic Whisper mayaro! Actual Advice Mallard
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when a man says he doesn't want a serious relationship, yet wants to keep sleeping with you and tells you how much he cares for you it's a power game, he doesn't care about you.

when a man says he doesn't want a serious relationship, yet wants to keep sleeping with you and tells you how much he cares for you it's a power game, he doesn't care about you. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you go to the sex shop with your wife... Make sure you get a strapon and let her gape that ass. You can cum without touching your cock at all, several times.

When you go to the sex shop with your wife... Make sure you get a strapon and let her gape that ass. You can cum without touching your cock at all, several times. Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont squeeze a spot before a party

Dont squeeze a spot before a party Actual Advice Mallard
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If you buy video games from a large retail store Check the seal very closely. There may be some fuckery abound.

If you buy video games from a large retail store Check the seal very closely. There may be some fuckery abound. Actual Advice Mallard
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Driving on the highway? Always use AC The increased drag from opening the windows uses more energy than the AC

Driving on the highway? Always use AC The increased drag from opening the windows uses more energy than the AC Actual Advice Mallard
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Get a blank card and fill it out yourself she will love it more than a fancy font with just your signiture

Get a blank card and fill it out yourself she will love it more than a fancy font with just your signiture Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're making Scumbag Stacy/Steve memes about your significant other break up with them

If you're making Scumbag Stacy/Steve memes about your significant other break up with them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wouldn't put it on a sign in front of your house Don't put it on the internet for all the world to see

If you wouldn't put it on a sign in front of your house Don't put it on the internet for all the world to see Actual Advice Mallard
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Always carry an old parking ticket in your car Place on wipers when parked illegally. Parking agents will skip your car.

Always carry an old parking ticket in your car Place on wipers when parked illegally. Parking agents will skip your car. Actual Advice Mallard
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