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If you are feeling sick go to the doctor and stop bitching about it to everyone

If you are feeling sick go to the doctor and stop bitching about it to everyone  Actual Advice Mallard

Always remember that if a person talks shit about others to you They're going to talk shit about you to others

Always remember that if a person talks shit about others to you They're going to talk shit about you to others  Actual Advice Mallard

If a guys own mother tells you he's a piece of shit. He's probably a really BIG piece of shit.

If a guys own mother tells you he's a piece of shit. He's probably a really BIG piece of shit.  Actual Advice Mallard

when your girlfriend says you need to show you love her just kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that

when your girlfriend says you need to show you love her just kiss her in  the middle of her sentence, girls love that  Actual Advice Mallard

just found out you have genital herpes? don't tell anyone, it will gross them out!!

just found out you have genital herpes? don't tell anyone, it will gross them out!!  Actual Advice Mallard

Do try masturbating. If not, well forward back forward back. Now your a pro!

Do try masturbating. If not, well forward back forward back. Now your a pro!  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of making a live action movie based on an anime series make an animated film on the anime and have it show in the cinemas

Instead of making a live action movie based on an anime series  make an animated film on the anime and have it show in the cinemas   Actual Advice Mallard

If you begin a relationship with someone, don't let your friends down You'll need them more than many things if it breaks.

If you begin a relationship with someone, don't let your friends down You'll need them more than many things if it breaks.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think that she's too good for you, Treat her better, don't back off from her

If you think that she's too good for you, Treat her better, don't back off from her  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't skimp on toilet paper Your asshole will thank you

Don't skimp on toilet paper Your asshole will thank you  Actual Advice Mallard
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