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Be nice to hotel maids they have access to your toothbrush

Be nice to hotel maids they have access to your toothbrush Actual Advice Mallard
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The Afflack Duck Is my cousin

The Afflack Duck Is my cousin Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't feed me bread It's too starchy and can cause serious health issues

Don't feed me bread It's too starchy and can cause serious health issues Actual Advice Mallard
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You know that joke where you guys fart out loud and then blame it on the sound of quacking ducks? Yeah, we don't appreciate having our means of communication reduced to a scatalogical noise that comes out of your ass

You know that joke where you guys fart out loud and then blame it on the sound of quacking ducks? Yeah, we don't appreciate having our means of communication reduced to a scatalogical noise that comes out of your ass Actual Advice Mallard
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Leave your pet food bag within reach of your pet It will tear open the bag incase you die and can't feed it

Leave your pet food bag within reach of your pet It will tear open the bag incase you die and can't feed it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going with your small and annoying kids to the mall Just don't let them alone in a shop. The shop assistant has already some work to do.

If you're going with your small and annoying kids to the mall Just don't let them alone in a shop. The shop assistant has already some work to do. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not commit a hate crime or murder

Do not commit a hate crime or murder Actual Advice Mallard
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I give better advice than most people do And I'm A duck

I give better advice than most people do And I'm A duck Actual Advice Mallard
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Put a password it on your wifi It prevents others from implicating you in illegal activities, and removes your scumbag problem at the same time

Put a password it on your wifi It prevents others from implicating you in illegal activities, and removes your scumbag problem at the same time Actual Advice Mallard
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If a Junk Food comes out with a healthy version of their product It will still be bad for you

If a Junk Food comes out with a healthy version of their product It will still be bad for you Actual Advice Mallard
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