Actual Advice Mallard

If your parents have the money to send you to private school Go to private school

If your parents have the money to send you to private school Go to private school  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want people to respect you for your music Don't beat the shit out of Rihanna

If you want people to respect you for your music Don't beat the shit out of Rihanna  Actual Advice Mallard

Buying College textbooks Google the title of the book followed by .pdf

Buying College textbooks Google the title of the book followed by .pdf  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are designing a skyscraper Do not forget an elevator

If you are designing a skyscraper Do not forget an elevator  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give a fuck about friends hating people you like Be greatful you have both of them

Don't give a fuck about friends hating people you like Be greatful you have both of them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to clean up your room listen to jamiroquai

If you have to clean up your room listen to jamiroquai  Actual Advice Mallard

When you get pizza ask for pepperoni

When you get pizza ask for pepperoni  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't buy at a restaurant with no prices Prices are mostly ridiculous high and you will regret your order

Don't buy at a restaurant with no prices Prices are mostly ridiculous high and you will regret your order  Actual Advice Mallard

Nothing makes you look like a freshman more than running to class

Nothing makes you look like a freshman more than running to class  Actual Advice Mallard

Turn the volume of your headphones down, if others ask you to. It's polite and healthier for your ears in the long run. You don't want to wear hearing aids in 20 years because of that stupid dubstep phase you had when you were a teenager.

Turn the volume of your headphones down, if others ask you to. It's polite and healthier for your ears in the long run. You don't want to wear hearing aids in 20 years because of that stupid dubstep phase you had when you were a teenager.  Actual Advice Mallard
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