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Sexy time? Itunes>Radio>Classic Rock

Sexy time? Itunes>Radio>Classic Rock Actual Advice Mallard
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When your girlfriend/wife tells you that you don't have to do anything. This usually means they want you to do something.

When your girlfriend/wife tells you that you don't have to do anything. This usually means they want you to do something. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're not pants-on-head retarded You probably already do this

If you're not pants-on-head retarded You probably already do this Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to ask for money You probably shouldn't do it in front of a place that has a dollar menu and accepts food stamps

If you're going to ask for money You probably shouldn't do it in front of a place that has a dollar menu and accepts food stamps Actual Advice Mallard
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When you take a cab from the airport to your hotel when on vacation, greet the cabdriver in the native language He'll think you know the city, and thus the standard price for a cab-drive, so the cab-drive won't be overpriced

When you take a cab from the airport to your hotel when on vacation, greet the cabdriver in the native language He'll think you know the city, and thus the standard price for a cab-drive, so the cab-drive won't be overpriced Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are even slightly attractive and listen to others more than you talk about yourself You can get laid

If you are even slightly attractive and listen to others more than you talk about yourself You can get laid Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use cheese on a mouse trap. This isn't a hanna barbara cartoon. use bacon instead.

Don't use cheese on a mouse trap. This isn't a hanna barbara cartoon. use bacon instead. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you dont put the effort in dont expect others to

if you dont put the effort in dont expect others to Actual Advice Mallard
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I love how black people get so offended by the term "nigger" and they say it the most themselves, Ironic isn't it?

I love how black people get so offended by the term
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Never issue an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose

Never issue an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose Actual Advice Mallard
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