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if you want to prevent people taking up a seat near your put some trash on it, no one likes to clean up after others

if you want to prevent people taking up a seat near your put some trash on it, no one likes to clean up after others  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to have a better phone, tv or some other electronic stuff than your friend wait six to twelve month and then buy it - you'll probably also pay less and the advantage lasts quite long

If you want to have a better phone, tv or some other electronic stuff than your friend wait six to twelve month and then buy it - you'll probably also pay less and the advantage lasts quite long  Actual Advice Mallard

If youre driving to pick up bud, stop at a fast food joint on the way home If you get pulled over the car will smell like the fast food, and you have munchies for later.

If youre driving to pick up bud, stop at a fast food joint on the way home If you get pulled over the car will smell like the fast food, and you have munchies for later.  Actual Advice Mallard

revise

revise   Actual Advice Mallard

Sensor on public toilet trigger flushing before you're done? Cover the sensor with a piece of toilet paper, this will prevent premature flushing.

Sensor on public toilet trigger flushing before you're done? Cover the sensor with a piece of toilet paper, this will prevent premature flushing.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you think Obama is a good president you are incorrect

If you think Obama is a good president you are incorrect 
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Be extra nice to her friends when going on group dates It's an easy win and her friends will talk about you when you're not around

Be extra nice to her friends when going on group dates It's an easy win and her friends will talk about you when you're not around  Actual Advice Mallard

PUT YOUR ALARM FAR AWAY FROM BED SO YO HAVE TO GET UP FOR TURNING IT OFF IN THE MORNING

PUT YOUR ALARM FAR AWAY FROM BED SO YO HAVE TO GET UP FOR TURNING IT OFF IN THE MORNING  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't put too much text in your memes

Don't put too much text in your memes   Actual Advice Mallard
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