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Don't argue with a girl about which sex is more gross You will lose.

Don't argue with a girl about which sex is more gross You will lose.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you need to speed to get somewhere on time drive a police car. everyone will think you need to chase someone

if you need to speed to get somewhere on time  drive a police car. everyone will think you need to chase someone   Actual Advice Mallard

if you wanted to have enough sleep everyday dont consider taking i.b

if you wanted to have enough sleep everyday dont consider taking i.b  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of holding down the left and right buttons to go between words Hold CTRL + the arrow you want to move to skip a whole word

Instead of holding down the left and right buttons to go between words Hold CTRL + the arrow you want to move to skip a whole word  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are going home with a girl from the club Remember to pee at the club so you don't have to at her house

if you are going home with a girl from the club Remember to pee at the club so you don't have to at her house  Actual Advice Mallard

Easily open links in new tabs by pressing the scroll wheel on your mouse

Easily open links in new tabs by pressing the scroll wheel on your mouse  Actual Advice Mallard

ACCIDENTALLY CLOSE A BROWSER TAB? ctrl+shift+t

ACCIDENTALLY CLOSE A
 BROWSER TAB? ctrl+shift+t  Actual Advice Mallard

If your garbage disposal has trouble grinding something Pour a little dish soap down the drain to lubricate it.

If your garbage disposal has trouble grinding something Pour a little dish soap down the drain to lubricate it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to improve your handwriting? Sharpen your pencil and scribble furiously on a scratch paper holding your pencil slanted. The slant on the lead will help you make darker and straighter lines.

Want to improve your handwriting? Sharpen your pencil and scribble furiously on a scratch paper holding your pencil slanted. The slant on the lead will help you make darker and straighter lines.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your gf's sister seduce you just run away

If your gf's sister seduce you just run away  Actual Advice Mallard
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