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don't attempt math you'll kill yourself for sayin' "3.15" instead of "3.14"

don't attempt math you'll kill yourself for sayin'

Don´t set your favourite song as your morning alarm You will hate it sooner or later

Don´t set your favourite song as your morning alarm You will hate it sooner or later  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are not sure about a topic it's better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

If you are not sure about a topic it's better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak and remove all doubt  Actual Advice Mallard

When all you post to POF is an extreme close up shot of your face We can tell your fat

When all you post to POF is an extreme close up shot of your face We can tell your fat  Actual Advice Mallard

That stripper is not actually in to you She wants to milk you for every penny you're worth, then it's on to the next one.

That stripper is not actually in to you She wants to milk you for every penny you're worth, then it's on to the next one.  Actual Advice Mallard

Move your alarm clock to the other side of the room; that way, you have to get out of bed to turn it off

Move your alarm clock to the other side of the room; that way, you have to get out of bed to turn it off  Actual Advice Mallard

don't hit women

 don't hit women  Actual Advice Mallard

Getting hot girls is easy Just go to the gym and become a hot guy

Getting hot girls is easy Just go to the gym and become a hot guy  Actual Advice Mallard

if a girl is laughing at everything you say she's into you

if a girl is laughing at everything you say she's into you  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make your SO feel special on V-Day? Make them a homemade card, ditch Hallmark.

Want to make your SO feel special on V-Day? Make them a homemade card, ditch Hallmark.   Actual Advice Mallard
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