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No warranty express or implied Dont take advice from ducks

No warranty express or implied Dont take advice from ducks  Actual Advice Mallard

Clicking a link with the middle mouse button opens the link in a new tab

Clicking a link with the middle mouse button opens the link in a new tab  Actual Advice Mallard

somebody seem obsessed with something? they're not totally obsessed with it unless they start singing about it.

somebody seem obsessed with something? they're not totally obsessed with it unless they start singing about it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always have at least 2 email addresses, one for personal use and one for registration So most of the spams will arrive to the one you're not using

Always have at least 2 email addresses, one for personal use and one for registration So most of the spams will arrive to the one you're not using  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever are attacked Play dead

If you ever are attacked Play dead  Actual Advice Mallard

never search for the actors from your fave show on google you may find something illusion-breaking

never search for the actors from your fave show on google you may find something illusion-breaking  Actual Advice Mallard

Politicians ignoring Constitution? Make it a felony

Politicians ignoring Constitution?  Make it a felony  Actual Advice Mallard

If your mother tells you to do some housework Try not to be pissed off and to honor your mother for the work she does every day, She will be proud of you

If your mother tells you to do some housework Try not to be pissed off and to honor your mother for the work she does every day, She will be proud of you  Actual Advice Mallard

Chat to a girl for three days. Then stop. If she doesn't send you a message, she is a waste of time.

Chat to a girl for three days. Then stop. If she doesn't send you a message, she is a waste of time.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want people to smell all that weed you're smoking? Cook something that smells delicious

Don't want people to smell all that weed you're smoking? Cook something that smells delicious  Actual Advice Mallard
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