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Shop for clothes with your wife or girlfriend She has better fashion sense, and is way more concerned with how you look than you are

Shop for clothes with your wife or girlfriend She has better fashion sense, and is way more concerned with how you look than you are Actual Advice Mallard
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If you like somebody Keep your feelings to yourself. don't talk about it with anyone. you'll be admiting it to yourself and other people and it makes it harder to take back. Trust me, i'm a duck.

If you like somebody Keep your feelings to yourself. don't talk about it with anyone. you'll be admiting it to yourself and other people and it makes it harder to take back. Trust me, i'm a duck. Actual Advice Mallard
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"Battery Low: 20 Minutes Remaining" You have 3 minutes to find the charger
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don't blow your nose whilst smoking you'll set fire to your handkerchief

don't blow your nose whilst smoking you'll set fire to your handkerchief Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not believe everything you see on 9gag

Do not believe everything you see on 9gag Actual Advice Mallard
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stay Out of a city if it is divided into "west side and "east side" AND DEAR GOD DON'T WALK IN THAT CITY AT NIGHT!

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To avoid unplanned pregnancies Use a condom

To avoid unplanned pregnancies Use a condom Actual Advice Mallard
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When you go to the bathroom Flush the toilet

When you go to the bathroom Flush the toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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Dear girls,if you don't want boys looking at your body don't wear provocative clothes

Dear girls,if you don't want boys looking at your body don't wear provocative clothes Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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