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Women: Don't be subtle or be 'merciful' in breakups with men. If he finds out you lied or withheld reasons, he's going to be doubly pissed. That's why exes are rarely friends.

Women: Don't be subtle or be 'merciful' in breakups with men. If he finds out you lied or withheld reasons, he's going to be doubly pissed. That's why exes are rarely friends. Actual Advice Mallard
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put ghee (not butter) on small 1st degree burns it'll hurt 2-3 times as bad for 1 minute, and then won't ever hurt ever again.

put ghee (not butter) on small 1st degree burns it'll hurt 2-3 times as bad for 1 minute, and then won't ever hurt ever again. Actual Advice Mallard
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Got a clogged up nose? Do some squats

Got a clogged up nose? Do some squats Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to give your girlfriend a rimjob Don't ask, just do

If you want to give your girlfriend a rimjob Don't ask, just do Actual Advice Mallard
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Upvote things you like

Upvote things you like Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a smoker and are concerned about the side effects try smoking E-cigarettes, they don't cause any harm, are more pleasant tasting and feeling and have the exact same nicotine that you crave

If you're a smoker and are concerned about the side effects try smoking E-cigarettes, they don't cause any harm, are more pleasant tasting and feeling and have the exact same nicotine that you crave Actual Advice Mallard
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Exercise

Exercise Actual Advice Mallard
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I've always wanted to be a writer only one problem: i dont have hands

I've always wanted to be a writer only one problem: i dont have hands Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a presentation and have access to the room before hand, lighlty write any math equation in pencil somewhere easily visible only to you The audience won't be able to see it as you trace over it, but you can quickly solve it and look like a math

If you have a presentation and have access to the room before hand, lighlty write any math equation in pencil somewhere easily visible only to you The audience won't be able to see it as you trace over it, but you can quickly solve it and look like a math Actual Advice Mallard
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Pre-rinse your toothbrush with hot, even boiling water It kills any germs that might be growing, and feels good on the gums

Pre-rinse your toothbrush with hot, even boiling water It kills any germs that might be growing, and feels good on the gums Actual Advice Mallard
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