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Brush Teeth Twice a day your body will thank you later

Brush Teeth Twice a day your body will thank you later  Actual Advice Mallard

if you have a bang with friends account delete it

if you have a bang with friends account delete it   Actual Advice Mallard

When using google calculator for trigonometry, remember that it defaults to radians

When using google calculator for trigonometry, remember that it defaults to radians  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl suggests the two of you "watch a movie," don't count on actually watching it Most of the time it means she wants to have sex

If a girl suggests the two of you

Always bet on the team you don't support You'll be lucky whoever wins

Always bet on the team you don't support You'll be lucky whoever wins  Actual Advice Mallard

I AM DUCK

I AM  DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

just swimming in the pond gining advice n' shit

just swimming in the pond gining advice n' shit  Actual Advice Mallard

If your video game freezes up, don't turn off the console Instead, step away from the game for about half an hour with the tv off, this way it will probably start playing again by itself

If your video game freezes up, don't turn off the console Instead, step away from the game for about half an hour with the tv off, this way it will probably start playing again by itself  Actual Advice Mallard

Justin Bieber singing+electric toothbrush? You mean 12 year old girl's serenading vibrator...

Justin Bieber singing+electric toothbrush? You mean 12 year old girl's serenading vibrator...  Actual Advice Mallard

Block your teachers on facebook just tell them you deactivated your account if they ask Caption 3 goes here

Block your teachers on facebook just tell them you deactivated your account if they ask Caption 3 goes here  Actual Advice Mallard
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