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Live your life in such a way that, when you file an ethics complaint against a co-worker, they have no dirt on you.

Live your life in such a way that, when you file an ethics complaint against a co-worker, they have no dirt on you. Actual Advice Mallard
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to you, yes your child is a special snowflake to the rest of the world, he/she is just another obnoxious brat

to you, yes your child is a special snowflake to the rest of the world, he/she is just another obnoxious brat Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to shorten your time in the shower use music with typical song lengths as a ruler as to how long you've been showering

if you want to shorten your time in the shower use music with typical song lengths as a ruler as to how long you've been showering Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're asking a stranger to take a picture for you Pick a heavyset person that couldn't outrun you with your camera

If you're asking a stranger to take a picture for you Pick a heavyset person that couldn't outrun you with your camera Actual Advice Mallard
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I LIKE DICK. THEN GET SOME.

I LIKE DICK. THEN GET SOME. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're dating in high school do not let other people in on the relationship. it will undermine it and kill it.

If you're dating in high school do not let other people in on the relationship. it will undermine it and kill it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never relate your favourite song to a girl just don't

Never relate your favourite song to a girl just don't Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't like mobile websites? Try deleting the 'm' on the url bar for the full website

Don't like mobile websites? Try deleting the 'm' on the url bar for the full website Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a front page post on reddit Use a title that gets people's attention

If you want a front page post on reddit Use a title that gets people's attention Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have to hang around black people take a bucket of KFC

if you have to hang around black people take a bucket of KFC Actual Advice Mallard
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