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Women Never touch you on accident

Women  Never touch you on accident  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to a perfume store just before a date There are many free samples to make you smell really good

Go to a perfume store just before a date There are many free samples to make you smell really good  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Have problems with tipping? cooking your own food is less expensive and healthier than eating out

Have problems with tipping? cooking your own food is less expensive and healthier than eating out  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell your girlfriend that you think the Kardashians are sexy So she doesn't make you watch their stupid shows

Tell your girlfriend that you think the Kardashians are sexy So she doesn't make you watch their stupid shows  Actual Advice Mallard

Not all Christians are obsessive insane bible bashers don't assume they are

Not all Christians are obsessive insane bible bashers  don't assume they are  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see somebody who looks like your friend in a store Make sure they're your friend BEFORE you smack their ass

If you see somebody who looks like your friend in a store Make sure they're your friend BEFORE you smack their ass  Actual Advice Mallard

when you are driving Use your Light Especially when its bad wheater. just use it!

when you are driving
Use your Light Especially when its bad wheater. just use it!  Actual Advice Mallard

When your SO does something you appreciate tell them you appreciate it- they will be much more likely to repeat the behavior

When your SO does something you appreciate tell them you appreciate it- they will be much more likely to repeat the behavior  Actual Advice Mallard

Beware of any belief system that has an answer for everything

Beware of any belief system that has an answer for everything  Actual Advice Mallard
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