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When grabbing someone a beer from a cooler It's nice to grab the bottom brews

When grabbing someone a beer from a cooler It's nice to grab the bottom brews  Actual Advice Mallard

Try asking directly instead of shushing When you shush, people sense your aggression and you come off as rude as the person you're shushing

Try asking directly instead of shushing When you shush, people sense your aggression and you come off as rude as the person you're shushing  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn what an ark welder sounds like If you hear it, don't look up.

Learn what an ark welder sounds like If you hear it, don't look up.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you enter a public restroom put away your goddamn phone

When you enter a public restroom put away your goddamn phone  Actual Advice Mallard

Calling everyone who disagrees with you a racist makes you look really stupid

Calling everyone who disagrees with you a racist makes you look really stupid  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're sitting in the backseat, sit behind the driver In a bad situation they will instinctively try to protect their side of the car

If you're sitting in the backseat, sit behind the driver In a bad situation they will instinctively try to protect their side of the car  Actual Advice Mallard

Balance their karma to 0 and they will stop posting

Balance their karma to 0 and they will stop posting  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're trying to lose weight, make sure to eat lean meats duck meat is very fattening; avoid at all costs

if you're trying to lose weight, make sure to eat lean meats duck meat is very fattening; avoid at all costs  Actual Advice Mallard

If you start a relationship with the person you cheated on your previous partner with There will be trust issues

If you start a relationship with the person you cheated on your previous partner with There will be trust issues  Actual Advice Mallard
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