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Tired to be a fat nerd Start running and imagine you are training in case of zombie apocalypse

Tired to be a fat nerd Start running and imagine you are training in case of zombie apocalypse Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you. I'm a fucking duck. Why are you taking advice from me?

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you. I'm a fucking duck. Why are you taking advice from me? Actual Advice Mallard
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I'm a duck, bitches feed me bread Now feed me BIACH

I'm a duck, bitches feed me bread Now feed me BIACH Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post a title that matches the caption just fucking don't

Don't post a title that matches the caption just fucking don't Actual Advice Mallard
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dieting is about eating healthy rather than eating skinny

dieting is about eating healthy rather than eating skinny Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone says they want to ban assault weapons you should probably ask them what an assault weapon is. Odds are they have no idea and are just going off media talking points.

if someone says they want to ban assault weapons you should probably ask them what an assault weapon is. Odds are they have no idea and are just going off media talking points. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're overweight start exercising

If you're overweight start exercising Actual Advice Mallard
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Start going to bed earlier at this time of the year It's a month away from school so let your sleep schedule adjust

Start going to bed earlier at this time of the year It's a month away from school so let your sleep schedule adjust Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T START A RELATIONSHIP IF YOU ARE NOT monogamous

DON'T START A RELATIONSHIP IF YOU ARE NOT monogamous Actual Advice Mallard
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You're an adult Wear deodorant!

You're an adult Wear deodorant! Actual Advice Mallard
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