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Don't remind Socially Awkward people that they're awkward They'll get anxiety and panic attacks, and become even despressed

Don't remind Socially Awkward people that they're awkward They'll get anxiety and panic attacks, and become even despressed  Actual Advice Mallard

Vegemite isn't peanut butter You are only meant to use a small amount

Vegemite isn't peanut butter You are only meant to use a small amount  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is noticeably angry at you, and you don't know why you need to work on your attention and empathy skills

If your girlfriend is noticeably angry at you, and you don't know why you need to work on your attention and empathy skills  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't think of what to write on a greeting card? Just copy what is written on another card

Can't think of what to write on a greeting card? Just copy what is written on another card  Actual Advice Mallard

Want karma? Post a sarcastic meme responce to a meme that made it to the front page.

Want karma? Post a sarcastic meme responce to a meme that made it to the front page.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't honk your car horn unless absolutely necessary Horns are meant to warn other motorists of danger. Your need for 5 more MPH on a crowded freeway does not count.

Don't honk your car horn unless absolutely necessary Horns are meant to warn other motorists of danger. Your need for 5 more MPH on a crowded freeway does not count.  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to get rid of an erection while sitting? Flex your leg muscles while pressing your toes to the floor, hold till gone

Need to get rid of an erection while sitting? Flex your leg muscles while pressing your toes to the floor, hold till gone  Actual Advice Mallard

Long Lines at Wal-Mart? Checkout at the Electronics section

Long Lines at Wal-Mart? Checkout at the Electronics section  Actual Advice Mallard

Free advice is worth what you paid for it Unsolicited advice is worth even less

Free advice is worth what you paid for it Unsolicited advice is worth even less  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't deliver a long monologue Just kill them and continue on in world domination

Don't deliver a long monologue Just kill them and continue on in world domination  Actual Advice Mallard
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