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Want to save money when you go out drinking? get some cash out and leave your card at home

Want to save money when you go out drinking? get some cash out and leave your card at home Actual Advice Mallard
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When you order KFC Always remember to tear a test strip to ensure it's edible

When you order KFC Always remember to tear a test strip to ensure it's edible Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of spending money on razor blades? sharpen old ones by running them backwards down a pair of jeans

Tired of spending money on razor blades? sharpen old ones by running them backwards down a pair of jeans Actual Advice Mallard
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When your alarm goes off, open up words with friends A few minutes of a challenging game wakes up your brain from the comfort of your warm bed

When your alarm goes off, open up words with friends A few minutes of a challenging game wakes up your brain from the comfort of your warm bed Actual Advice Mallard
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Fogged up mirror after a hot shower? clean mirror with shaving cream once a month

Fogged up mirror after a hot shower? clean mirror with shaving cream once a month Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to sell your house, put "No Asians" in the ad when the news crew interviews you, tell them you said "No Agents" for loads of free advertising

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Wrap a wet paper towel around a water bottle to make it cold in 10 minutes

Wrap a wet paper towel around a water bottle to make it cold in 10 minutes Actual Advice Mallard
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Turn off all electronics about a half hour before you go to bed if you have trouble sleeping screens prevent the production of melatonin in your brain

Turn off all electronics about a half hour before you go to bed if you have trouble sleeping screens prevent the production of melatonin in your brain Actual Advice Mallard
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if there is a video at the hot page hold on and watch it, it must be a really good one

if there is a video at the hot page hold on and watch it, it must be a really good one Actual Advice Mallard
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If there is snow on the ground Wear black while walking

If there is snow on the ground Wear black while walking Actual Advice Mallard
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