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Don't video record the concert with your phone Put your phone away and enjoy the music

Don't video record the concert with your phone Put your phone away and enjoy the music Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hate having bad morning breath floss the night before

If you hate having bad morning breath floss the night before Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not masturbate after cutting chillies

Do not masturbate after cutting chillies Actual Advice Mallard
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Squeeze your left thumb with your left hand tightly and try putting your finger down your throat You now have no gag reflex

Squeeze your left thumb with your left hand tightly and try putting your finger down your throat You now have no gag reflex Actual Advice Mallard
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if you Don't want your clothes to smell like smoke after you are around smoke Wash them in fabric softener to create a thin layer of wax around the fibers to prevent them from letting smoke get in

if you Don't want your clothes to smell like smoke after you are around smoke Wash them in fabric softener to create a thin layer of wax around the fibers to prevent them from letting smoke get in Actual Advice Mallard
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If something isn't yours don't throw it away

If something isn't yours don't throw it away Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're dating your housemates ex-girlfriend do not bring her home.

If you're dating your housemates ex-girlfriend do not bring her home. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a dummy Cum on the tummy

Don't be a dummy Cum on the tummy Actual Advice Mallard
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Never steal alcohol from an adult They WILL kick your ass

Never steal alcohol from an adult They WILL kick your ass Actual Advice Mallard
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just to let ya know, being hired is the worst part of your job unless your stuck with a jerk there. then i would leave... no. i would leave any ways

just to let ya know, being hired is the worst part of your job unless your stuck with a jerk there. then i would leave... no. i would leave any ways Actual Advice Mallard
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