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never lend anyone money ever

never lend anyone money ever Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're standing by a pool and someone asks if you have anything in your pockets it means they're planning to push you in

If you're standing by a pool and someone asks if you have anything in your pockets it means they're planning to push you in Actual Advice Mallard
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If you had really good service, tip with cash instead of on a card cash goes directly to the server while tips on a card get taxed first

If you had really good service, tip with cash instead of on a card cash goes directly to the server while tips on a card get taxed first Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get into a horrible accident where the bones show, post it to /r/WTF. you will gain karma

If you get into a horrible accident where the bones show, post it to /r/WTF. you will gain karma Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER MAKE A REGULARS ORDER BEFORE THEY ORDER IT THEY MAY WANT SOMETHING ELSE

NEVER MAKE A REGULARS ORDER BEFORE THEY ORDER IT THEY MAY WANT SOMETHING ELSE Actual Advice Mallard
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when at a place of business don't order by saying "i want" or "give me" be polite and try "may i please have" or "can i get"

when at a place of business don't order by saying
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The most fuel efficient speed for your car to maintain is 67 mph And for you smart assses, this is of course other than 0 mph

The most fuel efficient speed for your car to maintain is 67 mph And for you smart assses, this is of course other than 0 mph Actual Advice Mallard
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when you buy a frozen pizza add cheese and extra ingredients to make it taste better.

when you buy a frozen pizza add cheese and extra ingredients to make it taste better. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because a girl seems innocent and doesn't put out on the first night Doesn't mean she isn't a psychopath or a whore

Just because a girl seems innocent and doesn't put out on the first night Doesn't mean she isn't a psychopath or a whore Actual Advice Mallard
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if you use memes wrong You're gonna have bad time

if you use memes wrong You're gonna have bad time Actual Advice Mallard
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