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Want people to stop leaking government secrets? Stop perpetrating war crimes and spying on your citizens.

Want people to stop leaking government secrets? Stop perpetrating war crimes and spying on your citizens. Actual Advice Mallard
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Hungover? Smoke weed, hydrate, eat and play video games.

Hungover? Smoke weed, hydrate, eat and play video games. Actual Advice Mallard
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every beginning of summer i put random cash bills in my winter clothing by the time winter comes, i always forget and find them. believe me, it's always a good feeling finding them

every beginning of summer i put random cash bills in my winter clothing by the time winter comes, i always forget and find them. believe me, it's always a good feeling finding them Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're feeling conscious about your body fat wear a sweatshirt to hide it in public

if you're feeling conscious about your body fat wear a sweatshirt to hide it in public Actual Advice Mallard
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want to know if a girls is going to get fat in the future? check her arms, not her mom. arms should be the last place that holds fat. so if she's working on some arm flaps already....gtfo now.

want to know if a girls is going to get fat in the future? check her arms, not her mom. arms should be the last place that holds fat. so if she's working on some arm flaps already....gtfo now. Actual Advice Mallard
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cutting an onion? place it under water while cutting to keep it from burning your eyes

cutting an onion? place it under water while cutting to keep it from burning your eyes Actual Advice Mallard
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righty tighty lefty loosey

righty tighty lefty loosey Actual Advice Mallard
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need a little more to fill up an essay length requirement? use a higher font for punctuations

need a little more to fill up an essay length requirement? use a higher font for punctuations Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a manual transmission and can't shift into reverse shift into first, then go to reverse

If you have a manual transmission and can't shift into reverse shift into first, then go to reverse Actual Advice Mallard
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best relationship advice? make sure you're the crazy one

best relationship advice? make sure you're the crazy one Actual Advice Mallard
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