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Can't think of a title for a submission? Use the name of the meme

Can't think of a title for a submission? Use the name of the meme  Actual Advice Mallard

When you post an offensive comment on someone's Facebook, then try to delete it they still receive the alert notification on their phone. Think before you send.

When you post an offensive comment on someone's Facebook, then try to delete it they still receive the alert notification on their phone. Think before you send.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're about to sleep with someone and they say "I normally don't do this" they're lying

If you're about to sleep with someone and they say

If you're ever short on writing utensils, look in a board game box They are usually left after being used to keep score

If you're ever short on writing utensils, look in a board game box  They are usually left after being used to keep score  Actual Advice Mallard

If your post is referencing another post link the original in the comments for extra karma

If your post is referencing another post link the original in the comments for extra karma  Actual Advice Mallard

When your wife/girlfriend says "lets not get each other christmas presents this year" She is still going to buy you a present, so you'd better have one for her

When your wife/girlfriend says

When you have sex, wear a condom If she's really dirty, wear two

When you have sex, wear a condom If she's really dirty, wear two  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a girl looking for sex tips Don't read cosmo.

If you're a girl looking for sex tips Don't read cosmo.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your looking to buy music online many times the physical CD is cheaper than the mp3 download

If your looking to buy music online many times the physical CD is cheaper than the mp3 download  Actual Advice Mallard

Create a contact using a fake name and your own number text pictures to contact to keep them hidden

Create a contact using a fake name and your own number text pictures to contact to keep them hidden  Actual Advice Mallard
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