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Her success does not mean your failure. both sets of successes are examples to your kids.

Her success does not mean your failure. both sets of successes are examples to your kids. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you eat a pudding cup and you don't have a spoon Fold the tear away cover in half to use as a replacement spoon

When you eat a pudding cup and you don't have a spoon Fold the tear away cover in half to use as a replacement spoon Actual Advice Mallard
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Start looking for a job before graduating from school

Start looking for a job before graduating from school Actual Advice Mallard
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Never talk about religion or politics Especially when out drinking

Never talk about religion or politics Especially when out drinking Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make decisions when you're horny Don't make promises when you're drunk

Don't make decisions when you're horny Don't make promises when you're drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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Clogged shower head? Put some vinegar + salt in a little shopper and tie it around the head. Leave it there overnight.

Clogged shower head? Put some vinegar + salt in a little shopper and tie it around the head. Leave it there overnight. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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If somebody says they're on a diet, don't ask them why Just leave them be

If somebody says they're on a diet, don't ask them why Just leave them be Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use matches to burn ticks while they are still latched on they vomit when exposed to fire

Don't use matches to burn ticks while they are still latched on they vomit when exposed to fire Actual Advice Mallard
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Like snacking but trying to be health? Try popcorn. As long as it isn't doused in butter, it is surprisingly healthy and filling.

Like snacking but trying to be health? Try popcorn. As long as it isn't doused in butter, it is surprisingly healthy and filling. Actual Advice Mallard
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