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If you provide a service, sell a product or perform some work Ask to be paid; You're entitled to it and most people won't volunteer.

If you provide a service, sell a product or perform some work Ask to be paid; You're entitled to it and most people won't volunteer. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to score with that hot chick friendzone her

if you want to score with that hot chick friendzone her Actual Advice Mallard
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If there is an annoying bug flying around your room during the day Turn off the lights and open a window. It will be attracted to the light outside and fly out the window

If there is an annoying bug flying around your room during the day Turn off the lights and open a window. It will be attracted to the light outside and fly out the window Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a lot of unused apps on your phone delete them

If you have a lot of unused apps on your phone delete them Actual Advice Mallard
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Any time you blow off steam you lose power

Any time you blow off steam you lose power Actual Advice Mallard
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You Don't have to make your home burglar proof, You just have to make it harder to rob than the neighbors.

You Don't have to make your home burglar proof, You just have to make it harder to rob than the neighbors. Actual Advice Mallard
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It's only illegal if you get caught And the stupid ones always get caught

It's only illegal if you get caught And the stupid ones always get caught Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think wearing a fanny pack is ok it's not

If you think wearing a fanny pack is ok it's not Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get caught in an avalanche Tell everyone an Escalade is the same car, they just charge extra for the Cadillac brand.

If you get caught in an avalanche Tell everyone an Escalade is the same car, they just charge extra for the Cadillac brand. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a handicap sticker on your car because you're morbidly obese Park farther away from the grocery store. The extra walking will make you healtier so you won't need a handicap sticker

If you have a handicap sticker on your car because you're morbidly obese Park farther away from the grocery store. The extra walking will make you healtier so you won't need a handicap sticker Actual Advice Mallard
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