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Use "class" instead of "school" People automatically assume you mean college classes

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Imagine she rejects you. Then explains it's because she is a lesbian. If the first thing you feel is 'relief,' then it's lust.

Imagine she rejects you.  Then explains it's because she is a lesbian. If the first thing you feel is 'relief,' then it's lust.    Actual Advice Mallard

IF THE GIRL YOU'RE DATING CHEATS ON YOU BREAK UP WITH THE BITCH BECAUSE IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

IF THE GIRL YOU'RE DATING CHEATS ON YOU BREAK UP WITH THE BITCH BECAUSE IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are considering posting about a national tragedy check the front page first Someone has most likely already posted about it

If you are considering posting about a national tragedy check the front page first Someone has most likely already posted about it  Actual Advice Mallard

Garbage disposal humming but not shredding up food? Grab an allen wrench set. There's a hex socket on the bottom that you can turn to break the blades free.

Garbage disposal humming but not shredding up food? Grab an allen wrench set. There's a hex socket on the bottom that you can turn to break the blades free.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to take a self pic without including the phone or camera in the shot? Instead of photographing the mirror, use it to see the screen of your device.

Want to take a self pic without including the phone or camera in the shot? Instead of photographing the mirror, use it to see the screen of your device.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl friendzones you, don't dwell on her. Just move your gaze a little to her right to her single friends who you are now acquainted with.

If a girl friendzones you, don't dwell on her. Just move your gaze a little to her right to her single friends who you are now acquainted with.  Actual Advice Mallard

After a university tour eat at a dining hall

After a university tour eat at a dining hall  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't waste money on word or pages Google docs is free, easy to use, and can save in any format you may need

Don't waste money on word or pages Google docs is free, easy to use, and can save in any format you may need  Actual Advice Mallard

Add an inch of water before you put hot cocoa mix in a mug pouring in the rest of the water will help mix it up, and the powder won't stick to the bottom

Add an inch of water before you put hot cocoa mix in a mug pouring in the rest of the water will help mix it up, and the powder won't stick to the bottom  Actual Advice Mallard
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