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see a lot of seasick people on a cruise? stay away from the pool, there will be tons of throw up in there

see a lot of seasick people on a cruise?
 stay away from the pool, there will be tons of throw up in there  Actual Advice Mallard

post any pictures with morgan freeman to get karma

post any pictures with morgan freeman to get karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Foggy glasses while showering Put shampoo on the lenses

Foggy glasses while showering Put shampoo on the lenses   Actual Advice Mallard

Companies Will Call you at 8 or 9 am To make sure you get up at that time

Companies Will Call you at 8 or 9 am To make sure you get up at that time  Actual Advice Mallard

afraid of reposting? make sure you created the content yourself

afraid of reposting? make sure you created the content yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to open a page in a new tab? Middle click the link

Want to open a page in a new tab? Middle click the link  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't know what you're doing Don't post anything

If you don't know what you're doing Don't post anything  Actual Advice Mallard

Women: Want to meet more men? Wear a cool hat. Saying "nice hat" is easy way to start a conversation.

Women: Want to meet more men?
Wear a cool hat. Saying

Don't take your phone with you to the bathroom when you have to poop It will be the fastest shit of your life

Don't take your phone with you to the bathroom when you have to poop It will be the fastest shit of your life  Actual Advice Mallard

All the time assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision

All the time assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision  Actual Advice Mallard
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