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Never make fun of someone else's march madness bracket because when they're right you'll look like a jackass

Never make fun of someone else's march madness bracket  because when they're right you'll look like a jackass  Actual Advice Mallard

On April fools day, bring an extra set of clothes to work/school/class Just in case

On April fools day, bring an extra set of clothes to work/school/class Just in case  Actual Advice Mallard

Masturbate

Masturbate   Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how much you compliment the Ladies of Gonewild They are not going to have sex with you

No matter how much you compliment the Ladies of Gonewild They are not going to have sex with you  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont get your hopes up about whats in the safe its probably empty

Dont get your hopes up about whats in the safe its probably empty  Actual Advice Mallard

When everyone stares at you after everything you say, That means shut up. Like now.

When everyone stares at you after everything you say, That means shut up. Like now.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you take advice from an animal meme seriously then you will make a lot of bad decisions

if you take advice from an animal meme seriously then you will make a lot of bad decisions   Actual Advice Mallard

just ask the worst they can say is "no"

just ask the worst they can say is

Don't smoke

 Don't smoke  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use Yahoo! As the link for any reddit posts.

Don't use Yahoo! As the link for any reddit posts.  Actual Advice Mallard
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