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If someone had a haircut Tell them it looks nice

If someone had a haircut Tell them it looks nice Actual Advice Mallard
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Drink a glass of water at the same pace as your coffee/soda/energy drink It will help you space out your caffeine and help you stay hydrated

Drink a glass of water at the same pace as your coffee/soda/energy drink It will help you space out your caffeine and help you stay hydrated Actual Advice Mallard
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Donate to the Armed Service Blood Program It gets to the troops faster and cheaper than other organizations

Donate to the Armed Service Blood Program It gets to the troops faster and cheaper than other organizations Actual Advice Mallard
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Add your usernames to your phone's dictionary Self explanatory

Add your usernames to your phone's dictionary Self explanatory Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a dummy dump it on her tummy

Don't be a dummy dump it on her tummy Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't sleep? Close your eyes and think of 2 unrelated things that you like and imagine them doing something together

Can't sleep? Close your eyes and think of 2 unrelated things that you like and imagine them doing something together Actual Advice Mallard
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never get married without living with the person for at least a year

never get married without living with the person for at least a year Actual Advice Mallard
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If the restaurant is busy and you don't leave when you finish your meal Throw your server a couple extra bucks

If the restaurant is busy and you don't leave when you finish your meal Throw your server a couple extra bucks Actual Advice Mallard
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Wait until movies like this is the end and Hangover come out on dvd It won't make a difference seeing it on the big screen rather than your own tv with friends

Wait until movies like this is the end and Hangover come out on dvd It won't make a difference seeing it on the big screen rather than your own tv with friends Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys, if you want to let her know you're in the mood Take her to that movie she wants to see, then sushi, then drinks, then dancing, be fun and outgoing, french fries on the cab ride home, go pass out, and then in the morning when you wake up, she will wa

Guys, if you want to let her know you're in the mood Take her to that movie she wants to see, then sushi, then drinks, then dancing, be fun and outgoing, french fries on the cab ride home, go pass out, and then in the morning when you wake up, she will wa Actual Advice Mallard
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