Actual Advice Mallard

Left over pizza? Throw it in the toaster oven, it comes out better than new

Left over pizza? Throw it in the toaster oven, it comes out better than new  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to study, but too tired? Eat a fruit (esp. Bananas)

Trying to study, but too tired? Eat a fruit (esp. Bananas)  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to see if an item is cheaper in a larger quantity compare the price per ounce. it's on every price label

if you want to see if an item is cheaper in a larger quantity  compare the price per ounce. it's on every price label  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell everybody your gonna do something so you have motivation,to not look like an asshole

Tell everybody your gonna do something  so you have motivation,to not look like an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want a girlfriend get off reddit. you will have more free time to find one.

if you want a girlfriend get off reddit. you will have more free time to find one.  Actual Advice Mallard

Post a meme during a trend even if its not true

Post a meme during a trend even if its not true  Actual Advice Mallard

When the toilet is cold sit on it for a bit before you pull your pants down to do your business

When the toilet is cold sit on it for a bit before you pull your pants down to do your business  Actual Advice Mallard

*can't type or put things on the internet*

*can't type or put things on the internet*    Actual Advice Mallard

Dylan has a tiny dick

 Dylan has a tiny dick  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont want your Bacon to shrivel as much? Cut it in half before you make it

Dont want your Bacon to shrivel as much? Cut it in half before you make it  Actual Advice Mallard
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